01 Who is this song for?

First name or a nickname you use for them. Flip the toggle if you want the name sung in the song.

02 Who are they to you?

Pick the one that fits.

Ex Family Coworker Former Boss Business Partner Former Friend Roommate Neighbor Someone Else

03 What did they do?

Be specific. Names, dates, details. The more you give us, the sharper the song. Swear if you want to, we don't care.

04 How mad are you, really?

Sets the sonic intensity, how hard the song hits vocally, how aggressive is the delivery. Also pick who's singing.

Mildly Annoyed A gentle nudge. Playful shade. Done With It Direct. No more chances. Burn It Down Full scorched earth. No mercy.

05 What's the vibe of the lyrics?

Sets the lyrical approach i.e. vocabulary, tone of voice on the page, whether the words are savage, snarky, deadpan or unhinged. Doesn't influence how it sounds.

Savage Roast Petty AF Passive Aggressive Deadpan Comedy Unhinged Dripping Sarcasm

06 What should it sound like?

Pick a musical style/ genre or tell us in your own words.

07 Any inside jokes or a line for the chorus?

Nicknames only you two know. An inside joke. A specific phrase you want repeated. This is what turns a good roast into a personal one.

08 Where do we send your song?

You get the download link on the next page. We also email you a copy.

Let's write their goodbye.

Let's write
their goodbye.