CUSTOM DISS SONGS ABOUT ANYONE. TELL'EM TO KICK ROCKS.

Kick Rocks is a custom diss song service. You tell us who wronged you, what they did, and how you want it delivered, and we write and record a personalized kiss-off song about them in the musical genre of your choice. Whether the target is an ex, a former friend, a bad boss, a shady business partner, a family member, a coworker, a neighbor, or a roommate, the song is written in your voice, based on your real story, and mentions the target by name. The finished song is delivered as a downloadable MP3 in minutes, ready to text, email, post, or play out loud.

One custom song is $9 flat. There are also discounted credit packs: two songs for $15 (save $3) or three songs for $19 (save $8). Credits never expire and can be used any time on any target. There are no subscriptions, no hidden fees, and no add-ons required. The $9 covers everything: writing the lyrics, recording the vocals, mixing the track, and unlimited playback of the finished MP3.

Most custom Kick Rocks songs are ready in 2 to 3 minutes from the moment you submit your intake form. The whole flow is automated: our AI songwriter reads your story, drafts the lyrics in your chosen style and intensity, then our AI vocal engine records and mixes the finished track. You can generate up to three versions if you want a different take on the same story, all included in your $9. Once you pick your favorite version and pay, you get an instant download link and a permanent library entry in your account.

Fifteen genres are available: Drill, Trap, Hip Hop, Country Rock, Outlaw Country, Pop, Punk, Metal, Grunge, R&B, Rock, Jazz, Reggae, Disco, and Blues. Each style has a professionally engineered production template with the right tempo, instrumentation, vocal delivery, and mix aesthetic for that genre. You can also just describe the sound you want or name an artist to write in the spirit of (like “sounds like Kendrick Lamar” or “like Johnny Cash” or “like Sade”), and our system will pull the vocal and production style in that direction.

You pick the intensity: Mildly Annoyed (dry, observational, no profanity), Done With It (direct, cold, moderate profanity, closed-door energy), or Burn It Down (heavy profanity, real anger, scorched-earth writing). All three tiers cost the same. The song will call out specific things the target did based on what you tell us in the intake, and you can choose whether to use the target's name in the song or not. We do not write threats, doxxing, sexual content, or content targeting minors, but everything short of that is fair game. Your name is never mentioned in the lyrics.

Kick Rocks customers include people getting over exes and cheating partners, employees venting about a terrible boss, business partners exposing a scam or embezzlement, siblings roasting each other, friends celebrating a bachelor or bachelorette with insider jokes, coworkers giving a coworker a memorable send-off, and people who just want to laugh about a bad neighbor, a flaky friend, or a family member who owes them money. It’s used as therapy, as a joke, as a gift, as a group chat weapon, and as closure. Age recommendation is 18+ because lyrics can contain explicit language.

You get a personal, non-commercial license to the finished MP3. That means you can play it, share it, text it, email it, post it on your social media, play it at a party, or use it in a personal video. What you cannot do is sell it, license it to a third party, use it in a paid ad, upload it to Spotify or Apple Music for streaming revenue, or claim you wrote it. The lyrics and audio are yours to keep forever, backed up permanently in your Kick Rocks account.

No, all sales are final. Here’s why that’s fair: you get unlimited time to preview all three generations for free before you pay. Listen as long as you want, come back tomorrow, listen again. You only pay once you’re happy with a version, and $9 is a low enough price that we don’t offer refunds after that. If none of the three versions hit the mark or you want us to tune something at a higher level of care, email support@kickrocksmf.com before you pay and we’ll work something out with you.

Our custom songwriter is a large language model tuned specifically for songwriting, not a generic chatbot. It reads the story you write in the intake form, extracts the emotionally loaded specifics (what they did, how it felt, what you want them to know), and rebuilds them into image-driven, singable, rhyming verses and a repeating chorus. It does not paraphrase your text back at you. It writes the way a professional songwriter working from a client brief would write, using imagery, metaphor, internal rhyme, and structure that fits the genre you picked.

The vocals are AI-generated using a modern music synthesis engine, not a human session singer. The upside is speed (a full song in under 2 minutes) and consistency (professional pitch, timing, and mix on every take). The vocal timbre, gender, delivery style, and emotional intensity are picked automatically to match the genre and the mood of your lyrics. You can also override the lead vocal gender in the intake form if you have a specific preference. The finished MP3 is fully mixed and mastered, ready to play anywhere.

Yes. A lot of Kick Rocks songs are gag gifts for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, retirements, going-away parties, divorce parties, and group-chat pranks. For a roast, use the intake form to describe the target’s real quirks, inside jokes, embarrassing moments, and specific things everyone in the group would recognize. Pick a lighter intensity (Mildly Annoyed or Done With It) if you want funny rather than furious, or skip the intensity choices entirely and just describe the vibe you want in the custom text field below them. The result is a fully produced song that lands with the crew and gets played and replayed at the event.

Your name is never mentioned in the lyrics under any circumstances. You choose whether the song mentions the target’s name or not during intake. What you do with the finished MP3 is up to you: you can send it anonymously from a burner number or email, share it in a group chat, post it publicly, or hand it to the target in person. Kick Rocks does not send the song to the target on your behalf and does not share your name or account details with anyone.

What you do with the song is on you. Kick Rocks is not responsible for how you use it or what happens after you send, share, or post it. If your boss fires you, your ex sues you, your family stops talking to you, or your group chat turns on you, that’s between you and them. Read our Terms of Use before you buy so there are no surprises.

Yes. You earn a commission on all your referrals’ spending, for life, and they get a discount on their first order. See our referrals page for the full breakdown.