The Song They'll Never Forget

THE #1 WAY TO TELL THEM TO KICK ROCKS.

Don't just say it. Play it. Send them a custom song, written and recorded specifically about them, ready to send in minutes.

This isn't a birthday jingle. This is a middle finger with a melody.

The ex who stole your hoodie. The partner who screwed you. The coworker who took credit for your work. The family member who still hasn't apologized. You've been carrying it around long enough. Time to hand it back, set to music.

How It Works

Four steps. Ten minutes. One unforgettable song.

01

Tell Us The Story

Who needs to kick rocks. What they did. How you want them to feel when they hear the song.

02

Pick The Style

Choose rap, country, punk, rock, jazz or whatever cuts the deepest or is going to get your point across.

03

We Write And Record

Real lyrics in your words with real vocals and real production. Regenerate up to 2 times, pick your favorite from up to 3 full versions.

04

Send It

Text it. Email it. Post it. Play it at max volume over the intercom. You do you, your call.

Who This Is For

M*therf*ckers with an axe to grind.

If you're old enough to have crossed paths with some serious losers and self-aware enough to laugh about it, you're in the right place. We don't do subtle. We don't do polite. We do closure, at 120 BPM.

  • The ex who owes you an apology and knows it
  • The business partner who screwed you on the way out
  • The coworker who took credit for your work
  • The "friend" who didn't have your back
  • The family member who still hasn't said sorry
  • The fool in everyones' feed that doesn't know when to STFU.
Sample The Damage

Hear what closure sounds like.

Kick Rocks Kyle cover art
Drill
"Kick Rocks, Kyle"
You Can Have the House But Not the Dog cover art
Country Rock
"You Can Have the House But Not the Dog"
Thanks For Nothing cover art
Punk
"Thanks For Nothing"
One Song. One Price. Zero Regrets.

$9 To hit them with a song they'll never forget.

$9
Per Song
  • Custom lyrics written from your story
  • Your choice of musical style
  • Pick your favorite from up to 3 versions
  • Download and share however you want
  • Delivered in minutes not days

Stop reeling. Start recording.

Five minutes from now, you could be pressing play on the last word you'll ever need to say to them.

Write My Song